The Yobreh State Minister, Durah Morhuud plans to uncover a new 20 metre statue to honour his lost woffen cousins on Wotah Remembrance Day. Political opposition claims that the aged bronth politician is making this gesture only to further his failing political career in the upcoming elections.

It is now 295 years since the woffen succumbed to the terrible plague that ended their race [Wotah Remembrance Day link].
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The proud, long lost woffen